YOU ARE  OLD,  IF YOU CAN REMEMBER:

Being sent to the drugstore by dad to test vacuum tubes for the TV set.

When Kool-Aid was the only other drink for kids, other than milk and sodas.

When there were only two types of sneakers for boys.

When boys couldn't wear anything but leather shoes to school.

When it took ten minutes for the TV to warm up.

When all your friends got their hair cut at the kitchen table.

When nearly everyone's mom was at home when the kids got there.

When nobody you knew owned a pure-bred dog.

When a dime was a decent allowance, and a quarter a huge bonus.

When you'd reach into a muddy gutter for a penny.

When girls neither dated nor kissed until high school….. if then.

When your mom wore nylons that came in two pieces.

When all your teachers wore either neckties or had their hair done, everyday.

When you got your windshield cleaned, oil checked, and gas pumped, without asking, for free, every time.  And you got trading stamps to boot!

When laundry detergent had free glasses, dishes or towels hidden inside the box.

When any parent could discipline any kid, or feed him, or use him to carry groceries home, and nobody, not even the kid, thought a thing of it.

When it was considered a great privilege to be taken out to dinner at a real restaurant with your parents.

When they threatened to keep kids back a grade if they failed -- and did!

When being sent to the principal's office was nothing compared to the fate that awaited a misbehaving student when arriving at home.

When women were called, "Mrs. John Smith," instead of by heir own name.

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Yours for Truth and Freedom..... Horace