JOY TO THE WORLD
Well I had better
sing a song to my wife Nelda right now,
If I want to see
the new year not being hitched to a plow,
I'd better hang
some mistletoe and catch her while she's under,
And plant a big
kiss on her that sounds a whole lot like thunder,
I'll be really
generous this year and give her something super,
I'll double up on
last years' gift if my name's not Horace Hooper,
Let's see, what
did I get her then, she probably dosen't even care,
I think I wished
her a Merry Christmas and a very Happy New Year,
So my present to
you in 1989 is to give you two, loud and clear,
MERRY,
MERRY CHRISTMAS and a HAPPY, HAPPY NEW YEAR.