Church Bloopers

The Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled.  Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

Evening Massage - 6 PM

The pastor would appreciate if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.

Low Self Esteem Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.

Ushers will eat latecomers.

For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

A songfest was hell at the Methodist Church Wednesday.

Due to the Rector's illness, Wednesday's healing service will be discontinued until further notice.

Stewardship Offertory: "Jesus Paid It All."

Twenty-two members were present at the church meeting held at the home of Mrs. Marsha Crutchfield last evening. Mrs. Crutchfield and Mrs. Rankin sang a duet, The Lord Knows Why.

Don't let worry kill you. Let the church help.

Thursday night potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.

This afternoon there will be a meeting in the south and north ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.

Tuesday there will be an ice cream social at 4 PM. All ladies giving milk please come early.

This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.

The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and they may be seen in the church basement Friday.

Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

Preacher is on vacation. massages can be given to the church secretary.

The Senior Choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.